Allow me to Reintroduce Myself.....

As many of you know, my dear friend was writing a blog when some readers became angry with the material and it was shut down. I, Ben Wolf will be taking over the blog, but first, my friend asked me to relay this message to all of you:

I apologize for any posts I had written that offended or hurt anyone. That was never my intention.

When looking back at history, there are many rebellious figures that stand out for their strong beliefs. The world can be changed when just one man is willing to fight for what he believes.

Patrick Henry said, "Give me liberty or give me death," a saying I take to heart.

If George Washington had shut up when the British told him to, then he would not have formed the continental army and we would not be the United States today.

However, Washington did not back down to Cornwallis at Yorktown,
David did not cower before Goliath,
Luke Skywalker would not give in to the Darkside,
And I will not appease you and kneel before my oppressor as Chamberlain did Hitler.

If Tucker Max stopped writing, they wouldn't be serving Beer in Hell right now. So, well, damn, fuck, JESUS!

I'm not really an anti-authority, rebellious, kinda guy like my famous predecessors.
I'm just a guy, with a borderline, average sized dick, who wants to get it wet every once in awhile. And then I want to share those experiences with my readers.

So, not so anonymous blogger, suck on the receding hairline of my balls.
With that being said, I feel awful for offending you so, allow me to apologize.

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I was born.
I'm sorry you’re sorry I was born.
I'm sorry I like anal.
I'm sorry sometimes I like to receive anal.
I'm sorry that I use an aerosol deodorant can that puts holes in the ozone layer.
I'm sorry for inconveniencing you in the morning by making you read my blog.
I'm sorry I gave a homeless man a dollar yesterday; I really needed that at the vending machine.
I'm sorry Sean Connery can no longer play James Bond.
I'm sorry I'm a moron and it upset you so much.
I'm sorry I’m not on welfare so you don't have more to complain about.
I'm sorry Paula Abdul doesn't make sense on American Idol.
I'm sorry Darth Vader chopped off Luke’s hand.
I'm sorry to all the people who have been stuck on an elevator when I’ve farted.
I'm sorry I once took a monster shit and locked my cousin in the bathroom. I really am sorry Zach!

BUT most of all, I'm sorry you take me so seriously because NO ONE ELSE DOES!

Bobby knight once wisely said, "When my time on earth is gone and my activities here are passed, I want them to bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass!"

You may be reading this and saying to yourself, "this is insane, this is madness, BUT THIS IS THE NEW BLOG BABY AND I’M NOT GOING FUCKING ANYWHERE!"