Say Cheese

A few days ago while killing time on facebook a girl I used to sleep with came across my newsfeed. I hadn't seen her in some time, clicked on her profile and went through some pictures as I found myself immensely disappointed.

What had happened to the bombshell I had slept with only 2 years prior? I was horrified to discover, time had not treated my fair maiden well. This girl who had the statistics to be in Hall of Fame, seemed eerily comparable to Penny Hardaway. A promising rising star, who's career was shortened by injury, or in her case the "I peaked too young police."

I began to think about how almost every girl I have slept with, I would sleep with again. I am usually proud of my list, but I was torn over this one.

I contacted my friend, Python and asked if he had seen pictures of her and after looking her up, he too was stunned. Then, a brilliant idea was shared between Python and myself.

We must create a slideshow of everyone we have ever slept with. The slideshow can contain only one picture, the persons name, and one memory about them of your choice.

To be fair the picture MUST come from the year/time you slept with them. You can take the most attractive picture of them, as long as it comes from within a year.

There is no point in putting a picture of what they look like now. It should only be a picture of what they looked like when you conquered their vagina.

Now even the best pictures of some of these girls won't be good by any means, but regardless they are part of the slide show, part of the deal.

You can even add some pictures of people you haven't slept with, but still may have had great experiences with or a great story.

Then on the night of your bachelor party, when all your friends are over you can sit back, relax and enjoy the show.......and to be safe, destroy the evidence so the future Mrs. never one day stumbles upon it.

Tomorrow........why you should NEVER tell your significant other how many people you have slept with.