Ben wonders

The Top 10 things I Wonder:

1. Why can't you kiss a prostitute on the mouth? and why is prostitution illegal? Anything to stimulate the economy I say.

2. Why is it so difficult to have sex with a girl who has a dog? The dog is always judging you and barking as if you are violating it's mother. How can a civilized human continue with those poor puppy eyes looking at you. Cruelty to animals.

3. How come when a guy is drunk and hooks up with a nasty girl he says, "it happens." But when a hot drunk girl wakes up with a gross guy she claims he took advantage? Men don't call foul play!

4. Is it an orgy if you only have sex with one of the people in the room, but there are multiple people involved?

5. How do people wipe their ass from front to back? Really I would LOVE a response!

6. Why do people say "in my opinion" before stating something. Obviously it is their opinion if they are speaking. Also, why do some people say, "can I ask a question" and then ask it anyway. Just ask the question to begin with.

7. Is it wrong to untag pictures of you and an ugly and/or fat girl? I think it should be considered charity if we leave it posted.

8. Why do people believe it is acceptable to post misleading profile pictures? Everyone knows the first thing they do when receiving a friend request is check pictures. Save us the time and show us what you really look like. It is false advertising. Is it such a foreign idea to post a picture that looks like you? Do the decent thing.

9.Why does it seem like every high schooler in the country bangs their teachers these days? Did I go to the wrong high school?

10. Is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self-esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?