Thursday, June 25, 2009

What not to do on a first date:

After re-reading yesterday's post, I felt as if I slighted everyone and wanted to redeem myself.

The Top 10 ways a girl can mess up a first date and NOT get called for a second:

1. Food Etiquette: If before a date a woman lists restaurants she won't eat at, she is already on thin ice for being difficult. Dinner manners are vital. Don't eat with your hands or lick your fingers clean. Men want to date a lady. Don't order a man's meal. Stay away from ordering steak!

2. Truck drivers mouth: If a girl says, "the weather is shitty," that is acceptable. If she sees someone she knows and says, "I fucking hate that bitch," that is probably a little too excessive for a first date.

3. Do not speak negatively about others! He will think you speak that way of him when he is not around. However, if it is a funny story continue.

4. Do not story tell about your wild college days when you puked in cabs or were arrested. Who would want to date that a second time?

5. Do not mention past relationships: No guy wants to hear about who you used to fuck.

6. Do not text: If something that much better is going on, don't waste his time.

7. Do not correct your date: Fight the urge if you think you might like him. No one wants to be challenged or corrected all evening. No one likes a know it all!

8. Stay away from sports talk: Some men may find this to be a turn on, but the majority do not. This can be dangerous territory. If men wanted to talk about sports they would go out with their guy friends.

9. Do not tell him how great you are. If you were so great you wouldn't be single!

10. Do not sleep with him: If you fuck a guy on the first date he is not going to call you again. Why should he work for it if you are going to give it to him anyway? If you sleep with him, he will assume you sleep with every guy you go out with. There's no challenge in that and suddenly you don't seem like such a prize.

Men's list coming soon.....

5 comments:

  1. What the fuck... how can you not like a girl that likes steak??

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  2. this is inspired by me, i feel so proud. i would also add not to talk about religion and/or politics on a first date either.

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  3. i failed a couple of those...
    1. truck drivers mouth
    2. correcting him

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  4. i do all of those things 1-9, except for #10 wink wink

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  5. i agree with everything EXCEPT #1 (obviously the steak rule and just to spite you next time we go to dinner I am ordering a huuuuuge steak). oh and you forgot rule #11, NEVER go on a first date without a proper manicure, it will come back to haunt you years later :(

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