Monday, June 1, 2009

Fat People

My blog is new and you probably haven't noticed yet that I have an issue with fat people. Fat generally means lazy, lazy means stupid and I don't like fat, lazy, or stupid people. Yes this is where most of you reading, probably female, are thinking I'm a huge asshole. I will not disagree with you or try to defend myself. Someone can't really write they have an issue with fat, lazy, stupid people and not expect criticism. Yes I know some of you are reading and say well some heavy set people can't help it. Well, frankly my dear, "I don't give a damn."

Smart people are smart because they know not to be fat! How do they expect to get a job? Who wants to hire a fat person? Fat people are usually sloppy. I don't like sloppy, sloppy is unorganized and who hires unorganized people?

I read recently fat is the last remaining prejudice we are allowed to have. We can't make fun of any ethnic groups without being called racist. But anyone can be fat, so I'm pretty sure we can still make fun of them.

This brings me to my new favorite topic, my hatred for WHOLE FOODS!

These slobs go and buy all of this expensive organic food because they think for whatever dumb reason by putting organic food in their body will somehow make them lose weight. Yet they still eat the same amount! They must think if you eat organic you wont get fat?! That's like saying I'm going to buy clothes on sale because then I'm not spending money. Or instead of buying one item that's $200, I will buy 4 items that are $50 that I don't want as much. So fat people, Whole Foods won't make you any thinner, it will just hurt your pocket and continue to make you corpulent, so here is an idea for you.........diet and exercise, I know it is a foreign concept, but you make me sick!

Back with more later.....

10 comments:

  1. Fat People....Gross

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  2. It's like you were reading my mind.
    It also reminded me of my hatred of fat people drinking diet coke...

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  3. if there were no fatties there'd be no type 2 diabetics and then i would might not have a job :(

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  4. I think that designers should stop making clothes for people above a size 10 or 12 and that there should be special stores for fat people who have medical problems. If you have a doctor's note, you can get a size 14, otherwise, you better hightail it over to weight watchers.

    However, I would like to note the awesomeness that is whole foods. Healthy or not, organic milk just tastes better (it's true!).

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  5. you sound angry and seem like you need to take your anger out somewhere, why dont you try and write something positive

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  6. Fat people don't understand just because it's healthy doesn't mean you have to eat all of it.

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  7. Hell yea fat people suck and so do people who stick up for them.

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  9. I just have a slow metabolism... ;)

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