This weekend I'm going out with some friends. Bunch of guys and bunch of girls. Not everyone is acquainted with one another and so the only question when meeting new people has surfaced. Are your friends hot?
Whenever a guys ask girls if their friends are attractive the answer is always yes and more often than not we are disappointed. We all know the story they say, "she is cute" or "she is so funny, best personality ever. You will love her." What our female friends don't seem to understand is men do not go out at night looking to make friends with girls. When I ask a girl if her friend is hot the only answers that are of any relevance to me are "is your friend dtf" (down to fuck) and she is hot enough.
Now some of you are sitting there thinking Ben's a pig. Well, I don't hide what I am ladies. I have great friends and I'm not looking to make any more. I don't want a girlfriend and I pity the fool who does. You see love is the greatest myth on Earth. People buy into it because they need that feeling of self worth as I have mentioned so many times before.
Ladies take my advice, the biggest misconception in your brain when you go out at night, is where should the night go. You all go out to have a great time, dance, maybe meet some new people.
Guys objective: Get laid and if we don't the night is a failure.
So ladies, when your guy friend asks you if your friend's are hot just give him the answer he needs, "enough".
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
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LOL! This is hilarious. And true.
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