What to do when your girlfriend won't blow you

It has been brought to my attention that there are too many men in relationships that do not receive blow jobs. It is not that they do not receive them on the regular, it is that they do not receive them at all!

Instead the blow job has been manipulated into a scam women use, to get their man to commit to a relationship. Then one morning, the man wakes up and poof, the blow job is gone and becomes a distant memory you are not even sure ever existed.

A friend of mine told me he cannot remember the last time his girlfriend took a load to her mouth. He said it could have been a year! I was disgusted by this news.

I had always been under the impression that at the bare minimum, fellas got a b.j. when their girls were on the rag. I'm learning what used to be known as "blow job week," might as well be called "non-existent week."

There is a large majority of men out there who service their women for a plethora of reasons. Because they enjoy it, because they hope the favor is returned; and what women seem to forget is, because we like making them feel good, and watching them get off is a huge turn on.

Upon learning of the absence of dick sucking, I spoke to a few female friends and the general consensus was this: The reason many women do not fellate men, is because they fear they have not mastered the craft and don't want their significant other to be disappointed.

Concerned women do not fear! It is simple to please your man.

Men are stupid creatures. We assume we are great at everything and could leave no woman unsatisfied. Unfortunately, our foolish cockiness is false. While women are nervous they are not talented, they should not fret. All we ask if for your best effort with minimal pencil shredding! Your technique will improve with practice.

Guys, make sure to raise your girls confidence and tell her how incredible she looks, how skinny she is and how luscious her lips are. She will need guidance so don't be afraid to use your hand to lower her head.

Tell her you enjoy it as she goes to town on you, especially if it is the first time in awhile. Tell her how sexy she is and how turned on you get watching her. Then do her the favor of cumming fast. This way everybody wins. The faster you cum, the better job she will believe she did. Tell her how incredible it was. This might even encourage her to blow you more often.

It is vital men continue to get blow jobs or my greatest fear will occur. One day there will be a time, when you can ask any man if he has received a blow job and no one will respond. Women will have turned blow jobs into myths and stop practicing them. There absence will be a distant memory no one is sure ever occurred.

Men, I urge you, do not allow the blow job to ever turn into a myth! Think about your sons, and their sons who will never know how it feels to have a woman's mouth wrapped around their penis. Think about the whores and prostitutes who will charge an extra fee, or worst of all claim they are not permitted to perform this act.

For the women who still do not understand the importance of giving head here goes nothing. Most men love oral sex. It makes a person feel desired and it lets the man know you appreciate them and their penis.

Too often men have to feel guilty about wanting a blow job, but why should they? Do you feel bad when you want new shoes? And when you get those shoes, don't you really want compliments from others? In the end we all have the same basic need, and that is to be appreciated.

Why should having your cock sucked be some sort of reward? Why do we have to be on good behavior? It would destroy my self esteem if a girl told me I had to take out the trash every time I wanted a blow job. It is like giving a dog a treat for taking a piss.

Taking the trash out is a dirty, undesirable job that has now been placed in the same sentence as a blow job. No wonder women feel it is dirty. However, instead of it being a dirty act, think of the power it gives you as a woman to take control.

So women I plead to you, take control and let men feel a "deeper connection" to you. Blow jobs can be a beautiful sensual act. An amazing experience for both of you.

How often do we shove food down our throats or overlook a sunset? The same applies to sex. Sex can be routine and what better way to truly enjoy what life has to offer than to appreciate the things we over look. So be a good girlfriend and make your boyfriend feel appreciated!

Men: If you seem to be dropping hints by pushing your girlfriends head down, going down on her with no favor returned or even saying "let me stick my penis in your mouth" and nothing is working, it is time to show her "the move."

When you are your girl are intimate and you are about to release, jump up, put your cock in her face and give her an autograph she will never forget.