When Women Cannot Spend the Night

We hardly made it to the bedroom as our clothes were thrown to the floor and we stumbled in from a night out in Atlantic City. I buried my face between her thighs and licked her clit like an everlasting jawbreaker. I was nose deep in her pussy for three straight hours with no intention of stopping.

I had been in a drought for months and wasn’t lacking in the hand job department so when the opportunity came to nose fuck a girl, I couldn’t pass it up. My face was covered in pussy juice and I was loving it. You generally won’t find too many guys who are willing to annihilate a cooch like that, but when in a drought you should drink as if you are in the Sahara and you may never drink water again.

When I finished devouring her, she flipped me on my back, kissed down my neck, chest, stomach and cock. I was tingling with excitement knowing her mouth would soon be wrapped around my man piece, when she took me by surprise and went directly past my shaft.

I could go with this, after all, it had been some time since a female and sucked on my satchel, but she didn’t stop there. She began to tongue my asshole.

There are very few places I believe a woman’s mouth does not belong, and I’m not saying that assholes are one of them, but my asshole is definitely one of them!

For starters, I am a questionable wiper. Sometimes I make a phone call while dropping a deuce and get lazy. Sometimes I plan on getting in the shower after so I cut it short, and sometimes even when I wipe well, I am bound to leave some paper up there.

Anyway, I am generally against these kinds of things, but after hearing the studies of how erotic and enjoyable some fingers in there can be, I figured why not let a little tongue in? When in Rome? which I suppose in this case became, “when a girl sticks her tongue in your ass.”

When she finished, I found myself feeling refreshed and surprisingly pleased. She came up and went to rest her head next to mine when I immediately stopped her.

See the rule goes as follows: I’m down for a little craziness, a lot of excitement and some experimentation, but there is a code and the code has a few rules in regards to a one night stand.

1. Don’t kiss me after you blow me
2. Don’t try to cuddle in the morning if I let you sleep over
3. If I don’t imply that you can sleep over, let yourself out when I’m done with you
4. NO MISSIONARY!
5. There is NO chance in hell she is putting that shit covered face on my pillow! Get the fuck out! I don’t care how much she showers! Mo amount of showering is going to get the shit off her face.