FML

I'm getting really annoyed with this FML. Everyone walks around saying it lately. I missed the train FML, It's raining FML, the condom broke FML. Ok maybeee the last one is acceptable. However, I am sitting around for at least 2 months before I can stand and has anyone ever heard me say FML. I had 6 tubes shoved in my dick and did I say FML, hell no!

I'm a positive person. I like to think I'm upbeat and don't let things get to me too much. It's hard to find me without a smile on my face and its difficult not to get me to laugh.

I remember my senior year in college I was dropping a deuce. I never brought my laptop to the bathroom with me, but I knew this one was going to be a fighter so I decided to bring my computer to the Thunder Box (shitter). As I was rocking it out, boom, I dropped my laptop on the floor! It seemed fine and worked well for the week, but then one day it wouldn't turn on and as it turned out I lost everything on my computer. My buddy Gray or you may know him better as Viper, was sitting next to me as the screen went blank and I thought he was ready to cry for me.

Every bit of writing I had ever done was gone in the blink of an eye, It was dunzo, never to be seen again. All the pictures I had with athletes and friends, the Vegas trip, the videos of friends streaking and me going to a gay bar in drag gone! Viper looked at me and said are you going to cry, punch something, show any bit of emotion? I simply looked at him and said no. What's done is done and I can't lose sleep over it. Does it suck? Of course, but what can ya do but keep on trucking along.

A few weeks later Viper's computer crashed. I doubt he broke it taking a dump, that's not his style. I think he probably destroyed his room throwing things and breaking everything in sight. He probably felt great raging like that. However, that's just not me.

To each his own.

Keep your head up BW- fan club. No matter how hard things seem, life could be worse. I have a broken foot and injured dick. I don't have two broken feet, I'm not paralyzed, I don't have cancer and I'm not dying tomorrow. Life could be worse and its still certainly not bad.

Be back soon........