Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Because hating fat people never gets old....


I love to demoralize overweight people. Have you ever noticed you walk by a heavyset person eating an ice cream cone and wonder, "what could possibly be going through their mind?" This happens to me every time I see a fat person eating. When I see a fat person in a bikini or wearing shorts with cellulite flowing, or the flabby arms of a girl wearing a tank top I know she is the worst type of female after a cold blooded feminist. She suffers from F.G.W.T.S.S, a fat girl who thinks she is skinny.

When this blog started it was built with a strong foundation and belief system. It was built on a code set in place to right all wrongs in the universe. Today's wrongs bring us back to fat people, but more specifically fat women. There is very little they offer to society, whereas fat men serve many functions. They are funny and they can enter eating competitions.

Ever notice you see numerous fat couples? Fat date fat and not because fat people like fat people (no one does), but obviously because they are the only one's willing to date each other. Regrettably this also means fat people do the nasty with each other. Who would ever want to lift a woman's FUPA (fat upper pussy area) to find her cooter? Imagine lifting layer after layer of fat and hair, holding it up with one hand and trying to squeeze your manhood into her bearded clam, assuming it can be found. If it is found, it can't be well kept because its virtually impossible she can lift her fupa long enough to shave it.

A study has recently shown that fat women do not use protection. Who do they think they are? Many of you may be sitting there thinking the obvious, why would anyone wear a rubber?(blog for another day) There is no greater feeling than a woman's warm, wet, pink love juices riding down your shaft, but the real issue is the more fat people who bang without condoms results in more fat children on this earth, and that is unacceptable.

There is one key reason fat women don't want men to wrap it. These fat women have low self-confidence due to their grotesqueness. They came by their obesity honestly....they eat a shitload. So when the pound town is about to begin, the women have little choice other than to take it when they can get it. They do not have the luxury of telling their partner to use a condom because in the time it takes to put the condom on the man will realize there is a fat mother fucking, roly poly, hairy clam in bed. AND if he is sober enough to realize what he is about to do, there is a greater chance he will stick his thumb in his asshole, wiggle it and have gold coins come out than of him slaying the dragon who lays beside him.

5 comments:

  1. If the fat ladies in question are fat the honest way ( eating to much ) .. Why would the product if the condom less sex result in fat children? The child won't have the fat genes .. They will only be fat if they also do it the honest way. Just thought I'd point out that flaw.

    Second - Don't be jealous that the fat ones are getting some loving .. There's enough loving for every size, color, shape, age

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  2. They will get fat the honest way by watching their fat mother. Fat bitches need loving too.

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  3. Welcome back Ben. I like where your heads at. Slow playing the crowd, warming them up before you drop the real, disturbing truth on them.

    Viper

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  4. Ben. My initial thought was that fat people delude the competition. if we didnt have them, it would make shit difficult. secondly, is there any truth to the phrase "more cushion for the pushin" ya know??

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  5. Fat people are an asset to society in one instance. When at a bar they make every other girl look better and raise the self confidence of average girls. Hot girls know where they stand so they aren't phased by fat women.

    Your second comment: I do not have experience in the more cushion for the pushin because I try to only sleep with anorexically skinny girls with low self esteem. If anyone does have expertise in this department please share your thoughts.

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